Long before Marge Simpson posed for Playboy Miss Piggy was posing for PlayBoar!

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‘Colbert Report’: Genitalia Bomb Threat

Only Stephen Colbert could get away with joking about such a serious subject. I would like to have that ability. It’s a fine line to tread, but worth it in my opinion.

“Thank goodness “The Colbert Report” is back on the air, and just in time to comment on the attempted airplane attack in Detroit on Christmas Day, which was nearly, er, pulled off by a new kind of dirty bomb.

This, plus the prospect of full-body scanning in airports, leads Stephen Colbert to point out that terrorists may not stop at wiring explosives near their junk.

You’ll want the full effect of HDTV for this one.  —KA”

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Cleetus wasn’t sure if he was coming or going…

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Future airport screenings…

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Here’s a Funny Duck Story

 Alan is driving a pick-up truck along the road with a flock of ducks in the back.

 He is stopped by a zealous police officer who informs Alan that he is speeding and then asks him where he's going with all the ducks.

Alan replies that he is not sure what to do with them. The policeman tells him helpfully, 'Look, Marwell Zoo is not far from here and that's a good place as any to take them.' Alan thanks the police officer and drives off with his ducks.

The next day the officer again sees the same pick-up truck hurtling down the road. This time, though, all the ducks in the back are wearing sunglasses. The officer pulls Alan over again and growls, 'I thought I told you to take those ducks to the zoo.'

'I did,' responded Alan happily, 'but now they want to go to South Sea beach.'

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