Here’s a Funny Duck Story

 Alan is driving a pick-up truck along the road with a flock of ducks in the back.

 He is stopped by a zealous police officer who informs Alan that he is speeding and then asks him where he's going with all the ducks.

Alan replies that he is not sure what to do with them. The policeman tells him helpfully, 'Look, Marwell Zoo is not far from here and that's a good place as any to take them.' Alan thanks the police officer and drives off with his ducks.

The next day the officer again sees the same pick-up truck hurtling down the road. This time, though, all the ducks in the back are wearing sunglasses. The officer pulls Alan over again and growls, 'I thought I told you to take those ducks to the zoo.'

'I did,' responded Alan happily, 'but now they want to go to South Sea beach.'

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