Shaq wants to ride the Boston subway, dressed in drag

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

One would think that after a long and sometimes distinguished career as a 15-time All-Star and four-time NBA champion, Shaquille O'Neal(notes) would ease into semi-retirement as a senior citizen of sorts in the league's most senior citizen-y of franchises, the Boston Celtics.

From WEEI:

O'Neal then took it to another level when explaining how he was going to appear when boarding the train. He said that he would be dressing up as a woman named, "Shaquita," "I'm going to do that," he said.

Shaquita? You're bananas.