Friday, May 27, 2011

Daffy Duck eyes Independent ticket for presidential run

daffyduckDaffy Duck has been exploring the idea of running for president in 2012 for weeks, and is expected to make an announcement soon to that effect. 

The outspoken NRA opponent told friends at a campaign fundraiser at Melody Land Ranch, that the GOP candidates are a bunch of Fuddy Duddies and it’s time this country elect a distinguished Duck to straighten things out.

He told the gathered reporters “I know how to get all of the ducks in a row,” in an attempt to show he wasn’t just favoring one political party over another.

When a reporter told Daffy that he couldn’t run because he was a duck Daffy didn’t miss a beat and said, “And you sir can just fuck off!”   

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