Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Who’s in first for the GOP party?

(With apologies to Abbot and Costello and their routine “Who’s on first?)

"Costello: Look, you gotta frontrunner in these GOP primaries?

Abbott: Now wouldn't this be a fine mess without one?

Costello: What’s his name?

Abbott: Romney.

Costello: Romney?"

Abbott: Well, let's see, we have Romney in first, Cain second, and Perry third...

Costello: Romney is in first?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: Not everyone thinks Romney is the frontrunner.

Abbott: If Romney’s not the frontrunner then who is?

Costello: Cain.

Abbott: But you said Cain was in second.

Costello: In some recent national polls Cain is first.

Abbott: Okay. Let’s see if I have this right – Cain is first and Romney second?

Costello: Well not exactly. You see some polls have Perry in first.

Abbott: Perry is in first?

Costello: According to some people.

Abbott: Is anyone really in first?

Costello: Not really. It keeps changing every week.

Abbott: That’s it! Romney is first, Cain is second, and Perry is third…and I don’t give a darn!”

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