It’s the Devil’s fault! He’s pushing a liberal, non Christian agenda & if we don’t vote for Santorum…Hell’s to pay!

Back off Beelzebub!

Saint Santorum is on to your liberal tricks.

“Santorum, the former Pennsylvania senator and 2012 Republican presidential contender, is making headlines this week for comments he made at a Catholic university in 2008 about Satan having his “sights on” America.

Listening to Santorum, you get the feeling he’s been sanctified by God to chase the Devil away by getting Americans to vote for him. Kind of like a heavenly mandate to make him President.

“Satan [has been] attacking the great institutions of America, using those great vices of pride, vanity and sensuality as the root to attack all of the strong plants that [have] so deeply rooted in the American tradition.”

The Republican Party hasn’t anointed his sanctimonious ass yet, so he’s still just another loon lurking around the GOP bullpen hoping for a miracle.