‘Tantorum’ lashes out at press and Mitt

You say,

Santorum.

I say,

“Tantorum.”

Ricky has a new moniker that draws attention to past instances of losing his saintly cool. Are you ready for this?

Mitt “Rickie Rich” Romney is delighted with his staff’s shift from Saint Santorum (and/or Sanctimonious) to a less angelic tag”… Tantorum.

I have to admit, it’s catchy. It’s sure pissing Ricky off. He made some comments that couldn’t be repeated in any church, when he heard about his new name in the press.

I’m almost going to miss him when Mitt get’s the GOP nomination. Ricky’s more flashy, and says stupider stuff than Sarah Palin did during her moment in the sun.