Sunday, July 29, 2012

While Mutt’s away Pawlenty plays

While Mutt’s away he’s asked Tim Pawlenty, his bread and cucumber guy, to go on the verbal offensive and call Obama names in his place. 

Appearing at a GOP Victory office opening in swing state North Carolina, Pawlenty compared Barack Obama's lofty rhetoric of hope and change to the unsatisfying byproduct of a poor-quality keg of an adult beverage.

"We got a problem because we've got a president who's all foam and no beer," declared the former Minnesota governor and top GOP VP pick.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Israel, Mutt, a Mormon who doesn’t drink alcohol, is trying to figure out how he’s going to come across as a full-bodied beer with no foam when he gets back to the states!


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