Hot times Saturday!
Mutt was seen stumping at a Stepto’s Bar-B-Q shack in Evansville, Ind., with popular conservative wacko, Richard Mourdock.
Over pulled pork, they worked the crowd like two Circus Carnies, shacking hands, kissing babies, and talking shit out of the corners of their mouths!
Immediately after making some short remarks, Mutt headed to a fundraiser at the home of local entrepreneur Steven Chancellor, the CEO of the American Patriot Group, the parent company of several subsidiaries.
All reports say it was quite a Tea Party – everyone pledged not to tease Mutt’s sorry ass, and swore they’d help him buy the presidency.
The Tea Party’s aim is to turn the clock back to 1950 when whites ruled without any pesky competition from minorities – especially African Americans.
The Tea Party decided to support Mutt because he looks like he could have stepped out of a cigarette ad from the 1950s, and will say anything they ask him to in exchange for their votes.
Mutt sucks. You know what? So does Obama!
Vote Dave in November!