Thursday, August 9, 2012

Mutt’s VP choices narrowed down to 3 clowns

The words out. 

Mutt has three morons lined up by his handlers. They’re going to let him pick his very own veep. Isn’t that special?

Insiders say the final selection process will be the “Eeinie, Meanie, Minie, Moe, method.


There’s Pawlenty, the loyal outsider and brown nose, who would enable a Mutt-Paw ticket to run as former governors vowing to take on Washington.

Then there’s Portman, the insider, someone who knows the ways of Washington and who could help pull a lot of strings to slip shady legislation by.

And finally we have Ryan the would be crusader, who wants to get rid of every “entitlement program” – like Social Security and Medicare.

All inspiring choices for conservative wackaloons.

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