By Dave Stancliff
Tour of the Senate:
Child: Look at all the clowns behind the partitions.
Mom: It’s not nice to point at people, and they’re not clowns, they’re politicians.
Child: But they all have big smiles from ear-to-ear…
Mom: I just don’t know where you come up with these things my dear.
At the Town Hall Meeting:
Child: What game are those politicians playing?
Mom: Not games child, they’re praying.
Child: Why do their eyes bug out like that when they talk?
Mom: That’s how they show us they walk-the-walk.
At the Church:
Child: Why do the politicians sit up in the front row?
Mom: To show how pious they are if you must know.
Child: How come their lips don’t move when they sing?
Mom: Must you know everything?