Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Bachmann says she’s ‘perfectly positioned’ after finishing last in Florida poll


In a stunning new strategy to secure the GOP nomination for president, Michele Bachmann is telling her supporters to vote for other candidates.

“We had let it be known early on, and we released our supporters in Florida because there are straw polls all across the country right now,” Bachmann told the press.

“We told all of our supporters in Florida that they were free toimagesCA6QKN2S vote for anyone else that we wanted because we weren't participating,” she explained to confused reporters.

I know. What the hell? How’s she going to win like that? I mean don’t you need those Florida votes to win?


Bug Eye Bachmann knows something the rest of the world doesn’t.

Let’s not write her off yet. I’ll bet she’s planning to really break out (or down) in the next televised debate.


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