Cain’s campaign down the drain–Gingrich seeks his supporters

Cain's campaign is finally down the drain — and we're going to miss him! Where are his supporters going? According to the Union Leader, they'll go to Gingrich... because they're "looking for someone with passion." It figures. Cain is only alleged to have had a single affair; Newt has actually had quite a few, and he's proud to say it. If only those voters had been looking for creepiness instead of passion, Herman would still be leading in the polls.

Grandma Got the Creeps Cuz Herman Cain's Here
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