My fellow Americans!
Have you seen the headlines lately?
The name-calling has ramped up. Release the rabid politicians, the game is afoot.
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Here’s a recent dance card from South Carolina:
(It’s important to know whose still dancing in this party)
Mitt Romney 29%
Newt Gingrich 25%
Ron Paul 20%
Rick Perry 9%
Rick Santorum 7%
Jon Huntsman 1%
It changes weekly. That’s because not one of these guys can dance for long.
So imagine when a spry old guy like me steps up and shows those clowns how to do the “Twist?”
It’ll probably make a couple more worthwhile candidates drop out of the marathon.
No really. This is just too damn easy. My opponents are all corporate stooges and everyone knows it.
I never realized what a legitimate contender I would be. I already have other plans for this November, but my friends are telling me to cancel them.
I guess it’s time to start planning my acceptance speech.
Soon to be, President Dave