The Four Amigos, aka GOP presidential primary candidates, appear to be sticking together on the campaign path right up to the last recording opportunity.
It’s been a hard sell thus far.
None of them seems to sell more than a few records of rhetoric in each state. And that’s in spite of playing to the choir (so to speak) of only GOP voters. A select audience.
Well, maybe “Money” Mitt Romney. His vocals (singing with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir) have been a bit of an issue however for the crazed Christian element who consider Mormons cult members. You can understand why “Let Detroit Go Bankrupt” Romney has a lot of spinning to do to silence his critics.
The Four Amigos, Mitt Romney, with 84 delegates; Newt Gingrich, with 29 delegates; Rick Santorum, with 14 delegates; and Ron Paul, with 11 delegates; have a long way to go before one of them reaches THE TOP 10 – 1,143 delegates.
The bad news is, that means the Four Amigos will be touring the country for months playing the same old records (hits like – “Libtards Love Satan and God is Watching – So Vote For Me”) to court extreme Conservatives for those precious delegates. The records will continue to pollute the airways – but there’s nothing to be done for it.
It’s an election year and that means desperate politicians are busy pandering to the public – spinning promises that will never be carried out.
I’d advise stocking up on popcorn if you plan on attending one of the Four Amigos’ events, and don’t sit too close too close to the stage. It’s sound advice if you don’t want to be hit with flying flecks of shit from elephants intent on leading the country!