Let’s dial this election back to the stone age

  

   Winner Takes All:

Mitt, pick up your club.

Barack, pick up your club.

Candidates! Are you ready to rumble?

Then, let’s get it on!!!!

If only it were that easy.

Think of the untold millions that would be saved. The winner would have a mandate – and would get to keep his club and use it on other government members whenever they pissed him off.

Now that’s a smooth system. I wonder how many million years it worked before some idiots decided to complicate things?