Are you already sick of the shit-throwing going on during this presidential election?
Tired of watching partisan pachyderms and jackasses throwing feces at the wall and seeing what sticks?
It’s time you have a say in a very symbolic way:
Do you want to be proactive and let a candidate know what you really think about them and their policies and have $31.90 to spare? With just a few clicks, a gallon of elephant poop can be delivered to the candidate of your choice , courtesy of Poop Senders.
The website promises to send fresh cow, gorilla or elephant poop -- with an intriguing "Poop of the Month" option (might want to see if jackass is available) along with a card diabolically embedded in the poop, requiring messy removal, promising (and lying) to reveal the sender's name.
Pass the gas mask please…