Monday, June 18, 2012

Mitt pulled a Wawa switcheroo the other day

Here’s the deal…

Presidential hopeful Mitt “Flip-Flop” Romney only goes to Wawa Markets when he’s in Pennsylvania.

There’s a reason for that.

Insiders explain he has a partial ownership in the franchise, and that’s why he likes making campaign stops at Wawa Markets.


Mitt was rolling around in his luxury land yacht in Quakertown the other day as part of his “There’s a Sucker in Every Town” tour – when he got word that a lot of protestors were waiting for him on the Wawa Market he was planning to visit within minutes!

His staff quickly responded and found another Wawa Market in the other direction (Thank You Joseph Smith!) where Mitt was able to get out – eat a hoagie and shake hands with 300 people in 10 minutes.

“I think you asked me why we're at this Wawa instead of the other Wawa?” Romney joked with a reporter from the nearby high school newspaper.

“No” came the reply. “We asked you why you always go to Wawa’s!”

After this display of wit it was down the road to the next Wawa Market (at last report) where an advance team was already “sanitizing” the location.



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