Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Excitement builds as GOP VP wannabes break out in song and dance routines

Pundits say that Mutt might make a Veep pick as soon as this week, and as late as the middle of next month. Why the mystery? I’ll tell you; Mutt is going to be judging the sideshow each Veep performer candidate puts on to see if he is crazy enough. 

Ohio Sen. Rob Portman stalked President Obama yesterday when he visited Cincinnati, and put a sideshow for the local media in nearby Lebanon, OH.

His song and dance was like a Karoke Special “All you can drink while listening to conservative rhetoric and racist jokes.” 

Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal put on a fundraiser for Mutt, and invited all of the local Klan members to attend. It was a formal Southern affair, with white hood and rope neckties being mandatory.

Today, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie will be sucking up to Romney big time by hosting two (yes, count em, two) fundraisers - in Atlanta and DC - with the help of his Casino, and corporate, connections.

The rumor is that the Koch brothers will make a surprise appearance at one of them, and will pass out political appointments to grease Mutt’s way to the White House.

I don’t know about you, but I can just feel the excitement brewing on the dark side (Get Our Piece Party) at the prospect of putting a puppet alongside Mutt.

Stay tuned…

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