Monday, July 16, 2012

Mutt’s advisors say he’s no scalded cat

Sen. Dick Durbin, D-Ill., the Senate majority whip, asked on NBC’s Meet the Press, “Why is Mitt Romney running away from his company, Bain Capital, like a scalded cat?”

The answer?

“Because there’s abundant evidence that under Bain Capital they were exporting American jobs to low-wage countries and he doesn’t want to be associated with it.”

Mutt’s advisors quickly lashed out at Durbin and said he better stop calling their boy a pussy. “I’m shocked that dog Durbin would dare to question my manhood,” Mutt said during an emergency press conference.

“He better remember cats have nine lives, “ Mutt quipped.

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