Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Vote Hank the Cat for Growth and Economic Prosperity

It’s time to take a brief break from the presidential primaries. Let’s take a look at senate seats up for the taking in November.

Here’s one candidate in Virginia that intrigues me enough to give him moral support:

“Hank the cat is running for Senate in Virginia on a platform of job growth and economic prosperity.

But as in any political contest, human or otherwise, things have gotten ugly.

A mysterious Super PAC calling themselves Canines for a Feline-Free Tomorrow launched a vicious attack ad against the Maine coon, dogging him with questions about his unreleased birth certificate and tax returns, as well as allegations that he has used catnip. The ad is calling for “more facts and fewer fat cats in Washington.”

(snippet source)

Vote Hank this November…

Based upon his platform, it’s apparent Hank is a Demo-cat!

Running against him is the GOP favorite, Fritz the Cat.

Fritz, who was a hippie back in the 60s, converted to conservatism in the 90s.

His heroes are Rush Limbaugh, and George Bush II.

Fritz’s conversion to the extreme right was a natural progression for a cat whose always been “balls out!”  

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